There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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