I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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