remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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