He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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