People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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