Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize
