So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
I donโt know how to sext. What do you say? What do you donโt say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
