In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize