the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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