My boss' voice literally gives me gas
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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