you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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