Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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