Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
