She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
