It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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