just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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