Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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