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(317): View more from Indiana

just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.

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(419): View more from Ohio

A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.

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(530): View more from California

You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours

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(734): View more from Michigan

That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives

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(903): View more from Texas

You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.

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