She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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