Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wish I could teleport
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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