you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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