I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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