pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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