covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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