I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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