She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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