new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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