you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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