Are we in a gay sports bar?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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