I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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