if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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