marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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