We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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