If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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