we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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