i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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