the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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