Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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