She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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