"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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