Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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