He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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