Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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