I think I died a long time ago.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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