The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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