He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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