is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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