tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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