you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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