Your favorite bartender is back from prision
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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