this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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