You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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