Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Randomize
