I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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