i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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