He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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