So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize