we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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