Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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