Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
