doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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