I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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